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| An old piece now painted |
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| The revamped shrine backdrop |
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| An old piece now painted |
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| A new piece of artworks |

The usual barometer of when Spring arrives is activity on the bird feeder in our back garden. The number and frequency of birds feeding upon it reaches a new peak, as enthusiastic broods of fledglings come to learn the ropes - Here is a bird feeder. Here is the meal worms suspended in fat Here, is a lot easier than scrounging about for worms and insects in earth, I can tell you. You babes don't know you are born these days. So, pull in your bum fluff and get the hang of it boys and girls. I'm going to take a bath in the water jacuzzi with your dad. What's going on there? Well never you mind, just tuck in and look away.
Robins appear particularly stupid. They try and they flail. They flap wings madly, whilst simultaneously attempting to peck at the feeder. They make real hard work of what ought to be a simple enough task - Land on bird feeder, grip the wire with your feet, extend the head towards the food object, tuck in. Repeat. It's not rocket science. I thought birds and animals were genetically pre- programmed with such abilities. Weeks later does it dawn on Robins finally how you get the hang of it.
This year has been noticeable different. The birds didn't really stop breeding over the Winter, because everything was 'so unseasonably mild', as the weathermen like to put it. This Spring there's been an increased volume of bigger birds trying and failing to make bird feeders work for them. Because, if truth be told, they are too f.....g big. Bird feeders were designed for petite birds, like sparrows, blue and great tits, reed warblers, coal tits, pied wag tails and robins, these have all come to use of our increasingly deluxe boutique bird feeding facilities.
The problem for larger birds is that they are large. And by large I mean more than medium large - blackbirds, jackdaws, magpies, thrushes and woodpeckers. We get mega large wicked looking crows and fat wood pigeons rolling in on their wobbly chassis. Flapping about manically, they get at most a peck or two and then go. It's exhausting just watching them struggle to snip even a small morsel between their beaks Unless you are our local spotted woodpecker, who turns up early every morning, and gets stuck into a hanging half coconut of mealworm fat. This bugger will happily gorge itself till he explodes. I have, I admit, cultivated a disdain for woodpeckers, they are bloody greedy fuckers and are extraordinarily messy eaters, to boot. Throwing as much food left and right and onto the floor as what they eat. No one wants to watch a glutton eat. He keeps the wood pigeons happy though. With a wild scattering of crumbs on the ground beneath.
It got so bad recently, when half coconuts of mealworm in fat were being consumed at a rate of two a day. I mean, I'm not made of money. I just stopped putting them out for half a week. I've tried going to war with them, giving them a preliminary warning - look just don't abuse my generosity guys and gals or I'll get really mean. Larger birds are the bullies of the bird world, they scare off anything small. My getting annoyed,however, is a waste of energy. There is no point in discriminating between small and large birds, no matter how vexing I find the greediness of a spotted woodpecker. They have, I expect, ravenous broods to feed like everyone else. I am penalising all birds if I do that. So I have tried to learn my lesson. Put up and shut up. Through heavily gritted teeth.
As we are buying a lot of fat sticks and half coconuts stuffed with mealworm lately, I have good cause to raise a concerning question. The birds who come into my garden and feed on the bird feeder, am I just training them to be lazy and creating a new obese generation of tits? If I put seed or peanuts or hard fat balls out, they are not remotely interested, far too difficult a digestive problem. My goodness, do fledglings have rubber beaks that can't chew or masticate. Because ours simply want to gorge on the softer mealworm fat. Now I know these are hungry fledglings learning to eat for themselves, but shouldn't I be encouraging them to eat wholesome stuff like insects, things they will consume as adults,? Am I merely storing up trouble for wild birds by making them dependent on me serving up the bird equivalent of a McDonald's Cheese Burger?
AI reaches new nadir
Yesterday, I was trying to type 'Papal sanction' into a blog I was writing. AI apparently knew better what I was really trying to say, and automatically changed it to Pay Pal. It's becoming increasingly the case that as I write my blogs, half the time I am recorrecting the AI auto correct of what I originally wrote. Only to find at a later date it has recorrected it back to what it produced the first time. This is the future we are going to be f.....d over by.
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| A bit of medieval bedtime reading |
Imagine, if you will, you want to build an extension onto your house. You draw up your planning application and all goes smoothly until you actually start digging the footings. Your neighbour suddenly objects to you removing a tree that is partially on their property. After some discussion you agree on a mutually agreeable way forward. What you would never expect would be that the way forward agreed upon would be to cut the tree vertically in half.
Which incandescently insensitive and stupid individual came up with this idea, we shall probably never know. What was, however, very recognisable, was the same old NCC trait of attempting to draw a firm line under this proposals, as being the only viable option. Yet another fait accompli delivered. Well, viability depends upon how you chose to frame the criteria. There is a genuine, relatively minor inconvenience, with the old bus stop, that in the summer season the pavement becomes clogged with waiting people and people getting off buses, so casual pedestrians who just wants to pass by cannot easily get through. Widening the pavement would however entail the removal of the old bus shelter, that was the offending part of the previous proposal.
You might think, like many before me, that the ideal solution would be to move and relocate the old bus shelter further back. But like everyone in this country who offers an opinion about the financing of local infrastructure projects, none of us have a clue how much these ideas actually cost to carry out, and are universally appalled when we are told. You can hear the gammons now, declaiming - Couldn't this be better spent on the NHS? The cost of moving the bus shelter, according to the NCC, is estimated at an additional £100,000, which they say they do not have. But what they mean by this, is that they are not willing to look for how that money might be found. Were the bus shelter already a listed building, they could apply for funding to help with it's preservation. But it's not, so you can literally do anything you want to it, demolish it, or cut it in half apparently.
If one were of a conspiratorial mindset, one might be left suspecting that cutting it in half is actually another manifestation of spitefulness. They literally went halfway to meet the protestors demands. This now festering conservative administration currently in the last month's of running Norfolk County Council, before they are resoundingly turfed out in May. To be replaced, no doubt, by the uniquely 'bull in a china shop' incompetence of a Reform party surge. So I hold out no hope for a more responsive administration.
What happened here, in my opinion, was a planning authority attempting to use stipulations meant to judge new build applications, being insensitively applied to an older building. So we have pavement ease of access issues, wheelchair access issues. But all of these issues are already being addressed by the spanking new bus shelter that is still going to be built a few yards along from the old bus shelter. So why couldn't the old bus shelter just be left as it is, with all its accessibility inconsistencies. Because the planning department are inflexible and insist on compliance to strictures, that cannot be realistically fully achieved other than by the removal or a bastardised compromise, of the offending building. The Town Council met and discussed whether to approve this new plan. Which they duly did, so they did not hold their nerve and swallowed their integrity, which is pretty much in tatters anyway over their flip flopping. The NCC are pretty much hated and distrusted around here now all the more. So I wish them luck the next time they submit plans for public consultation.
| Bus Shelter already boxed up just in case |
As a winter storm named after someone's close relation, ripped it's chilly whisk through North Norfolk, the elderly population nestled in their homes. Whilst I foolishly ventured out to my Tai Chi class. Expecting a low turn out, but was a defiantly full complement. Today the air appears deceptively calm, and the sun is getting to work clearing the backlog of mist. So the day begins, with the usual sleepy headed meditation and the gentle muscular yank of Yang Ten. Once completed I sit and read, or as now, I write.
It's very easy for people in their sixties, such as myself, to write paragraphs bemoaning the physical privations their age imposes upon them. And leave the celebration of their continued existence a little underplayed. And yet, indulge me. For each winter I appear to have some new seasonal joint pain to report. Last year it was the shoulders, resistance band training to strengthen the enfeebled shoulder muscles, did the trick. This year, the winter aches have relocated to the hip joints. I spend time in the morning soothing the discomfort of hips. Some days, such as today, post the deeper isobars of a cold storm front passing over, those hips feel tender, almost raw. May be at sixty eight, I should take up radical hoola hooping or something similarly gyratory.
The kitchen revamp progresses. I started with the kitchen pantry. Well, pantry sounds a bit like we live in this grand house. It's quite a confined space under the staircase which had been shelved in a rudimentary manner since we moved in. There was a fair bit of sorting, chucking, and mucking out being done. Repainting the interior a pristine white, was the easy bit. Cutting down old IKEA Billy shelf units from our shop to fit the space, that proved to be taxing. This was similar to dressing yourself inside a paper bag.
I am the son of a very skilled joiner, and yet he passed little of his talent on to me. What joinery skills I possess were not genetically bequeathed to me, nor nurtured by any fatherly mentoring. Most of it simply rubbed off by hanging around people like my Dad and observing them. Though I can quickly get into a fraught state with even fairly minor woodworking tasks. Particularly if my cack handed abilities with cutting wood precisely are once more revealed to my ego. Let it be said, being a joiner's son does not do wonders for your confidence with carpentry. Lingering in the back of most men's minds are those mythical 'real men' who are supposed to be grand masters of any practical skill. Well. like many ordinary man, I can get by without looking too foolish or a complete tub of lard, but I do generally bodge with the best.
I was, therefore, heartily glad when I could return to decorating, which I heartily enjoy. To take colour, paint, paint brushes and rollers and slap it on ceilings and walls generously and everything be beautifully transformed, your room, your mood, your feelings about the precarious political economic situation. Plus, it has re-engaged both Hubby and I with a bit of interior design therapy. I've recently discovered what a joy a heat gun is when applied to vinyl covered kitchen cupboard doors, the facing comes off like an exfoliated rectangle of skin. Not that I'm an expert on the flaying of flesh. That would be a bit creepy. The first batch of doors are, however, now primed and waiting on skilful paintbrush work to transform them into an immaculate sage green. Before I get too ahead of myself here, the ceiling is now done, so it's onwards to the kitchen walls. I'm going to man the hell out of them.
And then, I removed one of the kitchen cupboards to prep the wall for the open shelving we want to replace it with. I expected the wall to be magnolia like the rest of the kitchen with a couple of holes to be filed. Who ever installed the cupboards slapped them in over the pre-existing wall and then painted around the cupboards. They also bodged installing an electricity duct and didn't plaster over. Leaving an open gash.To be honest, you'd have thought a much loved dog had just died, I spiraled from irritated anger into an exasperated despair. I became deeply deeply exhausted. It was as though this emotional time lag had just caught up with me, and wham!, was right in my face. I'm out of it today, but boy was I in a bit of a funk.
Today, another cold winter storm is blowing through. Rattling the outside hanging baskets, yes, we still have those. It's mild man. We travel to Blakeney, to Seagulls gallery to bring fresh stock for the new season. The gallery is reopening on Saturday. It was clear when we looked at the figures, that Seagulls performs really well, even when compared to our old shop. Which makes us think perhaps we should give it more consistent attentive focus. We have three new fabrics to compliment our range, that we are reasonably confident we will doing well with.
Talking of the consequences of a lifetime of sugar consumption. My month of Cakee Free Januaree has concluded. I've noticeable lost weight. In the past I've tried to maintain my diet, by keeping to the numbers, whilst still eating cakes. This never helps in the losing of weight. For two reasons, the tendency to under report calories in cakes, and the cluster fuck of cake calories go straight onto the waistline anyway. Post January, I'm aiming to keep to one cake treat per week, and see how I get on maintaining that. Wish me luck.
And Remember - Lash lift from every angle.
Well, all appears to have gone quiet on the Sheringham Bus Shelter front. The NCC, true to their word have pulled the plug on the development and the contractors have left. So we now have an unfinished Travel Hub with a protective ring fence. I have a feeling this may prove to be yet another NCC scare tactic to make the town feel the cost of being naughty boys and girls.
I don't believe they've any intention of ultimately leaving it like this. Who knows what pressures might be being applied behind the scenes. The government has just given a huge amount of money to improve bus transport in Norfolk. They're not going to sit by and watch it stall, because Norfolk County Council is having a hissy fit over a situation its handled ineptly.
The fact is that if you apply for Grade 2 listing for the Bus Shelter, this takes time. Once you have that, you can then draw up a new planning proposal for approval, this takes time. There maybe local elections that could radically change the composition of councils and previous decisions could then be reviewed, this takes time. As the contractors were being delayed by the protests, and you'd probably have further delays during a bad winter anyway, they may have had to consider pausing the development to remain on budget. All of these things absorb time.
If you kick the can far enough down the road, you gain time for people to forget, to reverse your previous inflexible intransigence without losing face, or being seen to capitulate to the protestors. Come up with a new proposal, return the contractors, job done. To do all this would require mothballing the project anyway, so why not make it look like its all Sheringham's fault. Make the town stew for a while, so that next time they'll perhaps remain fully compliant. Someone will return to finish this off, it's just a matter of someone deciding when.
STOP PRESS - LATEST NEWS A local asked to see the results of the original planning consultation on the Transport Hub development, only to find of the 500+ responses, nearly 400 opposed the whole development plan. So the NCC ignored and went ahead with the plans despite significant local opposition. People didn't oppose the demolition of the bus shelter because they didn't want the whole development in the first place. All of which makes the NCC look even more duplicitous, and the whole basis of their 'fit of pique' look even more shameless.
Well, Christmas came and went like a request for a stripper gram. A whole fortnight of merriment and self indulgence. Enjoyable though that was. My body was beginning to scream enough with the heavy duty food by Boxing Day. And yet there was still more to come. Our final fling of celebrating climaxing, if you'll forgive the terminology, in a weekend in Nottingham after New Year. Lovely food, lovely presents, lovely people, and then it was all over, and I was out.
I decided that a little bit of monk like time, of self denial and confected abstinence was more than called for. So I've chosen to instigate - Cakee Free Januaree. A whole month without confectionery, and sweet stuff generally, crossing my unglazed lips and entering the hidden sanctum of my stomach. The shock to my system might prove fatal. Some. I'll not name them lest there be a public backlash, joined me in this noble undertaking but have lasted four days before whoolfing a chocolate bar. I say this with no sense of malice or pulling rank here, noble and unsullied as I am, as yet, in my present resolve. To get to February 6th pure and holy in spirit, it seems easy now, but ask me in a couple of weeks how that's actually feeling.
This January it's a year since I first started learning Tai Chi and Qi Kung. It feels as though I've been doing this practice all my life. It's become such an established part of my morning routine. The group I attend in town there are around ten of us. Apart from the teacher Rick, I am the only other male present. There was a time in the autumn when I joined the experienced group,and I suddenly had a period of anxiety about whether I felt welcomed by the assembled ladies. You start getting paranoid about why you are the only one who has an empty chair either side of them. Or if I'd accidentally committed some faux pas simply through being male. I decided in the end not to care whether they did welcome me or not, and came because I enjoyed it.
The group is long established, and everyone has their set place they stand in the practice hall, and seem overly self conscious of not stepping out of line or place. Anyway, things are generally friendlier towards me now, I make an effort to not be ignorable, which I take as a sign I'm feeling more relaxed. Also, I am now in my third term in the experienced group, and any likelihood of my being a flash in the pan visitor not worth the time getting to know, is fast disappearing. I'm not going anywhere, I love doing this too much.
I've been pondering on what I might want to engage with this year, that is new to me. Ideally something that gets me out and about and engaging with folk more. Not settled upon anything in particular as yet. We are in January, and I still have my part in submitting the tax return to complete. Which is collecting together receipts and invoices and data entering them, before Hubby rounds up all the rest of it. This 2024-25 self assessment is the first after we closed the shop, so the data entry is vastly reduced, as are the amounts of expenditure involved. I anticipate an easier process, but who knows? I can feel my resistance to engaging with it, but once I get started, remember the process, I'll get stuck in.
Whilst in Nottingham, Hubby and I visited IKEA, to collect ideas for how we might improve our kitchen. We have decided after living here for nine years in April, that it's time to give it a bit of love and attention, to redecorate at least. But also, to go through what we have in our cupboards and throw out the items you acquire that never really land in the realm of being useful. It is also an opportunity to reconsider how we use spaces, organise our cupboards etc. We've settled on a provisional colour palette of sage green and bamboo as the aesthetic. Though we have as yet to pin this down to specifics on an actual paint swatch. Though its not the colour we are currently considering, Hubby has become inordinately fond of one green paint. colour, because it's a pun - Whirled Peas.
The kitchen has areas neglected by us, like the dusty grease trap that collects on the top of cupboards. And even though we started out trying not to use this as a storage space, our resolve succumbed to pressure over time.
There is a lot of sorting out, cleaning and prep to be done before we can even start any decorating. We have ambitions to paint the existing cupboard doors. This might prove trickier than we expect. A bit of preliminary internet search advises quite meticulous cleaning, sanding and priming. They are only cheap kitchen cupboards, stripping off the plastic veneer seems easier, I am now in possesion of my very own pistolet thermique. I'm nervous about doing anything that commits us to any course of action that will prove more expensive financially or the amount of time required. But watch this space.
Whilst in Nottingham we visited Sherwood, which is filled with the sort of niche shops catering for what used to be called the 'alternative' market, from vegan supermarkets to afro hairdressers. What caught my attention was a poster for an adult educational initiative entitled - Macademie - Nuts About Education.
| Our 1950's vintage Bus Shelter. |
| Kay Mason Billig - NCC Leader |
This response deliberately chose the Nuclear Fallout Option. Yes, 87% of the responses to the planned proposals were positive, and the Town Council and MP had previously endorsed the plan, and yes, the shelter doesn't conform to current access requirements, it may even be structurally in need of repair, but this one issue emerged that has shattered the previous unanimity of that agreement. This petulant fit of pique, by the NCC, may have aimed to draw an end to the whole discussion, by blackmailing all concerned into submitting to their fiefdom. But ends up galvanising the Town Council into backing the protestors, and a good deal more locals are recruited to the cause. This has become about a lot more than the bus shelter now, it's also about democratic responsiveness, and to not being egregiously bullied.
| Our MP Steffan Aquarone |
| Starmer & Alexander in Norwich |
An endorsement by a PM and a government who are currently chronically sinking rapidly in popularity, might appear on the surface to be a less than helpful intervention. As yet there is no sign at all of any volte face from the Conservative run NCC. The layers of fencing around the bus shelter have been removed, but there has been no other activity on the building site the rest of this week. So who knows if NCC is still intent on following through on its over assertive withdrawal threats. I suspect there is a lot more road for this controversy to run on yet.
The threat to bill the Town Council for the work already done, seems an empty one, there is no existing legal framework for doing this. Which doesn't mean they couldn't attempt to devise one. NCC appears to like doing a bit of empty saber rattling, like sending in bailiffs, in an attempt to intimidate folk into submission. If they did submit a bill for work done they'd essentially be bankrupting our Town Council. At some point the Government might reluctantly step in, if the NCC continues with their intransigence.
If we are left with a builders yard and not a Transport Hub, I can imagine everyone being galvanised to fundraise to finish it off ourselves, and this might garner quite wide local support. I'd certainly pitch in.