ARTICLE ~ The Brexit Creed

We believe in the one true Brexit,
the Farage is almighty,
maker of Us and Them,
of all things risible and divisible.

We believe in one Almighty Boris,
the Only Begotten Son of Brexit,
born of the Farage which he has conveniently forgotten.
Brexit means Brexit,
Leave means Leave,
A Hard Brexit is the True Brexit,
begotten, not negotiated, endorsed by the Farage
As through him all things are made.
For the democratically deficient, for their salvation
Boris came down to us from America
And via the Holy Gove was incarnate of the Virgin May,
and became Foreign Secretary.
For our sake he was crucified with accountability,
he suffered death and was buried,
and rose again on the third day
in accordance with the Deadlock.
Ascended unto heaven
and is seated upon the right hand of Farage.
They will come again in glory
to rule over the doubters and remainers
For their vanity hath no end.

We believe in the Holy Grail, the Sovereignty,
the bringer back of control,
that proceeds from the Farage and the Boris,
that with the Farage and the Boris it is adored and glorified,
endorsed through the divine oracle of the Daily Mail.

We believe in the one, whole and undiluted Brexit.
A baptism of fire for remainers and compromisers, sinners in word and deed
We have faith in the resurrection of the Empire
the land of milk and honey, in England's right place and true entitlement on earth .

Amen.