Is this a film by Jordan Peele? - Yup
Is it a good one? - Nope
Is it like Get Out or Us? - Nope
Does it skilfuly combine tense horror tropes and comment on racism - Nope
Is it well acted? - Nope
( quite a bit of it is overacted, or so gabbled as to be unintelligible to the unaided ear )
Does it have a witty and thoughtful script - Nope
Is it engaging in any way? - Nope
Would it benefit from a second viewing? - Nope
Is it way too long? - Yup
Is it flabby and takes far too long to say not very much? - Yup
Would you recommend this to anyone? - Nope
Not even a Jordan Peele fan? - Nope
Someone with time on their hands to kill? - Nope
The mildly curious? - Nope
Someone bored? - Nope
The dead? - Nope
CARROT REVIEW 2/8
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